#ALSO SHE WAS SHITTING ON SAMURAI RABBIT. LIKE GIRL
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pissfizz · 2 years ago
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Been watching tmnt video essays and LORD some people are seriously so annoying
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dialittlesandbox · 4 months ago
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Usagi Yojimbo V1 003: Part 3 Return Home
Part VI of IX
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COVER ART! In blue: Usagi In red under Usagi: Kenchi & the one with the stick: Usagi's father
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Usagi showing respect for his fallen samurai, nice character moment
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And so has Gen, really underlining their different worldview + Usagi refusing the drink...
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... for only a moment before crumbling. All while Gen complains how bad it is
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Usagi being nice to these critters pt. 2
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Even as they aren't on great terms, Usagi still takes care of him
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These row of images are great meme material... Does the Usagi Fandom have memes? I would look into it, but i'm afraid of being spoiled...
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Consequences of ones actions, love to see them. But poor Kenchi anyway. He did everything that he was supposed to and was the best, while Usagi left and returned out of the blue (For Kenchi) just to humiliate him completly. Yes, he was arrogant, but he shouldn't have his life ruin by youthfull overconfidence
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And even at his lowpoint, he's ready to jump into action. + Gods, Kenchi's faceshape is ridiculesly pointy, especially beside Usagi + first namedrop of Mariko (I was so confused, I thought I missed it before, but even as I gather pictures for this now, this is the first time) + Another note: I was afraid Kenchi won't make it out of this from how this whole thing was framed. Like, character whos on rockbottom gets one last glorious sacrifice to restore his worth, thankfully that wasn't the case
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Oh Shit, here we GO!
Part VII of IX
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I... I'm really sorry, but the humanly propotion on Mariko give me the ick. I rather have cartoony headshapes like everybody else had until now. I know it's suposed to show that she is a beautifull young woman and I KNOW that this issue (from Wikipedia) came out in 1987, but ... eh :/ [That doesn't mean she isn't a cool character!]
Back to Usagi & Kenchi teamup
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While Usagi goes for a direct confrontation and pulling all attention on him... then Kenchi butts in from above
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"Hello Son, that disappered years ago and I apprentlx never searched for!"
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Poor Mariko, stuck on a horse with a creep. Not for long, but falling off isn't that much better...
AND NOW BADASS MARIKO MOMENT:
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YOU GO GIRL!
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Same reaction, one a village girl, the other a fully trained samurai
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This entrie interaction is so awfully awkward, with Mariko clearly favoring Usagi and hoping for him to stay, but settleing for Kenchi at the end
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And from this, Usagi also kinda regrets that he didn't stay
[I've seen somewhere that an young? adult Jotaro has adventures with Usagi later on, so at least he gets that. But I don't know when and where that happens. The panel in question is below:]
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With that, we've reached the last part of the flashback, which will be in the next post!
See ya!
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tv-g1r-l · 2 years ago
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hi! i hope you doing great! <3
can I have male genshin matchup and hcs please? i’m a girl, aries, enfp, my pronouns are she/her. i could be really shy sometimes due to my bad anxiety, but mostly i’m very sweet and bubbly person, i deeply care about my friends, and i’m super affectionate with people who i love. also, my love language is physical touch!!! i’m also very sensitive and emotional person, but i’m fully open with my feelings only with close people in my life. my height is 5’5, i have a petite figure, have some boob, long brown hair and green eyes, i would describe my style as a hyperfeminine, but i also love to dress cozy! i’m polyglot and i speak 6 languages, and i’m studying linguistics in uni. my other passions are makeup, cinematography and music ofc! i’m obsessed with rabbits and bunnies and all the bunny-themed items! i love cute things, such as clothes, accessories, makeup, stuffies and etc. my ideal partner is someone tall and protective (sorry I have daddy issues) who would take care of me and be attentive to me and my feelings! and also someone who would cuddle me a lot <3
hope it’s okay! sorry for my grammar, english isn’t my first language. i hope you have a nice day <3
Hello hello OP! Of course you can, here they are!!
I match you up with..
ARATAKI ITTO!
HEADCANONS + MATCHUP
Itto met you while he was playing rock paper scissors with a child in inazuma city.
He almost won.. until he saw you. He got so flustered that he shouted and had to be dragged away by the Tenryou Commission!
You later met him outside the city, you guys talked for a while and he asked if you if you wanted to go out. (For onikabuto hunting, of course)
You agreed and you guys hunted onikabuto all day.. that is until a samurai attacked you.
You didn't have your catalyst on you nor any weapons your dendro vision could work on.
..well, no need, Itto quickly took out his claymore and destroyed them. All in a day's work for him!
But uh, one problem, now he protects you from everything- which is not entirely a problem but..
"Y/N! Y/N!! WAIT- LET ME PUT SOMETHING ON IT!"
"Itto, it's just a puddle.."
Both you and Itto are open with your feelings toward eachother. Cuddles are common since it's a way for you guys to comfort eachother.
Itto says the randomest shit ever though
".. if you want, you can squeeze my tiddies!" "WHAT??" "Cmonnn! It'll be like an exchange thingy!"
He loves shopping with you cause, despite being comfortable in his gender, he finds hyperfeminine fashion really pretty!
He always points out dresses and the link for you to try on!
He also noticed your affinity for bunnies
So one rainy day, when Itto came in like a soaking wet dog
"Hey, Y/N! Look at what I found!" "Huh- IS THAT A BUNNY???"
The black bunny's name is now pepper and you both love her with all your heart
Itto also loves how you speak each language
Literally you could say a swear word at him and he's like "oh my god you're so hot"
Despite being the life of the party, he likes to hide away with you due to your anxiety- usually if it were any other person, he'd complain, but with you- it seems like it's the best moment of his life!
All in all: Arataki Itto loves you so much and would do anything to protect his girl! :)
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55-degrees-fahrenheit · 7 months ago
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based on this post
karate joe: i lobe joe❤️ hi kasper again //flashback to karate kurt hair vegetables: honestly the music goes so hard but THEY STARE AT YOU sarge: wait isn't he a furry- squadmates: petar!!! air batter: air batter my beloved. why does his rabbit costume look like that. space umpire: he's so happy!!! the clappy trio: FUCK YOU /their prequel reminds me of disco. hi jimmy t why are you there-
sneaky spirits: mischievous spirits… up to no good… the wandering samurai: really funny that this guy didn't have an actual name until fever (samurai steve) yokai: also up to no good rats: wait since when did the rat and rat wife have kids. ms. whiskers: silly cat :) sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: i like his endless game. some real sick beats viruses: are they the monsters from mahou tsukai or is this just a dream yellow organism: little guy <- well its an organism //silly the donpans: poly- yagura-chan: so apparently her name can translate to watchtower. and she's on a tower. laugh now
mahou tsukai: yippee! yay! yahoo! ojou-chan: flower <3 monster (wizards waltz): what's the deal dude. stop eating the plants and magically disappearing. penguins (showtime): speedy gonzales (tengoku fan translation) monkey (showtime): the first monkey……… rabbit: must have springs in its feet. how else can you just hop that far off of the moon. tram and poline/pauline: furries (you will see this again) space gramps: he seems kinda chill as a grandpa space dancers: their game seems so positive… too bad in the try again screen they get sucked into a black hole💔
q maou: since when was he a demon……. contestant: contestant my beloved….. i headcanon he has performance anxiety play-yan: bro why do all of the space-related games feel so relaxing. i hate his game mini chounin: i'm kind of curious. how many of them are there akai mono (red things): why do people want these things. fuck your sequel </3 RAPMEN: gay gay homosexual gay
urakata aki to ki: idk why but i feel bad for them. did you know hopping road has a sequel slightly better than polyrhythm 2 spheroids (bouncy road): the what ninja and the lord: why do they have so much lore…… toss boys: the tossers ever <3 yuka (tap trial girl): YUKA!!!!! i love both of her games tap trial my beloved giraffe: scary! tanaka: i am normal i am normal i am normal- kanojo: beloved…….. waru mono: no mercy. (can get some fast parts of ninja reincarnate) soshi: he's so cool……
cosmic girl: idk. i like the hat cosmic dancers: i like to imagine that they have SO MUCH beef with the space dancers for absolutely no reason. rap women: gay gay homosexual gay Part 2 man-k: hey do you get the joke. man-k = monkey booing sfx biribiriuo (night walk 2): hey maybe STOP PRESUMABLY KILLING PLAY-YAN usamimi maki sensei: yeah she's definitely cosmic girl. space rabbits: when i saw these guys in tengoku i screamed "HOLY SHIT WARIOWARE"
buta-san: silly pigs :) barista: i like how until like ds/fever it's revealed that he's a dog. i mean you don't see him in the cafe (tengoku) but in live result screens he's like. there people at the café: yippee!!! yay!!! yahoo neko machine: when i was like really young i really liked cats. so to see neko machine was a pleasant surprise! horse machine: idk. honse. i like the rhythm toy love-san: "aand LOVE WINS!!!" people cheering sfx mr. upbeat: why is he forced to step over a metronome. what did he do mannequin: i'm ok with his minigame. can get boring a little quickly anata: "go girl give us everything" SO TRUE❤️ remember when i said i was normal. i am not normal about her. anata my beloved……. drum girls: i like the bg. also hi yagura-chan samurai drummer/drum samurai: why do your drum lessons have to be so hard (context: i never finished them) also hi tsunku drum samurai's band: no way!! tsunku has a band <- doesn't know that tsunku was in a band oba-chan: i imagine her to be like one of those really sweet old ladies owner: owner my behated </3 producer: uhh. i like his design (flashback to twink pride flag)
alright that's all of them. i'm surprised you had the time to read this.
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elemental-daddy-neos · 4 years ago
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What are everyone’s teams in your Pokemon au? Do you have a plot set out or is it a more causal au?
Oooooh this is a fun one
You'd better fucking BELIEVE we have a plot set up, I have poured so much effort into the Pokemon au
Okay, so: when it comes to teams, I decided that everyone should have at least one legendary Pokemon in their party as a way to be faithful to the ace monster concept, but it wasn’t until much later into the au that I realized I’d failed to do that with Sora’s team, which led to a very fun plot point involving his secret 7th Pokemon he keeps in his box
Teams under the cut because it’s gonna be a long one, boys
Yuya has: Groudon, Sandshrew, Popplio, Hippopotas, Aipom, and Ekans
In his box, he’s got Phanphy, Charmander, Politoad, Ducklett, Liepard, Skorupi, and Lycanroc (Midnight form)
I wanted him to have as many Pokemon as he could that reminded me of the monsters in his deck, and since Yuya is a coordinator in this au instead of a regular trainer, it just felt right that he’d have a lot of different partners he could swap out for various contests
Also I’m mad that there isn’t a legendary dragon that looks like Odd Eyes, so I had to give Yuya Groudon instead, making him the only Yu boy in this au to not have a legendary dragon type Pokemon
Yuto has: Eternatus, Bisharp, Aegislash, Aggron, Lucario, and Shadow Rider Calyrex
Okay listen, I know I was supposed to only give everyone One legendary Pokemon, but with Calyrex I feel justified because it looks So Much like it could be one of Yuto’s Phantom Knights, I mean
Just look at it
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Yuto gets to have two legendaries to make up for Arc-V killing him off so early into the show
Aside from this guy, the rest of Yuto’s team just felt like it should be comprised of steel types ow the edge so that’s what I gave him. His Pokemon are as edgy as he tries to appear to be and that is enough to amuse me.
There also weren’t exactly many good Pokemon equivalents of his archetype, so I made do with what I had.
Yugo has: Latios, Scizor, Claydol, Porygon 2, Ponyta (Shiny), and Sudowoodo
Yugo was honestly so hard to come up with a team for because all his Speedroid cards are just like... toys and stuff for the most part, so I agonized over what I should pick for him for a Long time. In the end, I feel like I got close enough to his general aesthetic with the Pokemon I picked.
(His Ponyta is there because of Speedroid Horse Stilts, and while it is a shiny, the dumbass has no idea about it, and thinks he just happened to get a special blue horse that was born a little differently- he never claimed to be smart.)
He also deadass thought Sudowoodo was a grass type for the longest time. Rin had to be the one to tell him it wasn’t. 
“Yugo. Sudowoodo? It sounds like pseudo? As in fake wood?”
“Ohhhhh is that what its name means? Wow Rin you’re so smart.”
No Yugo you’re just exceptionally stupid.
Yuri has: Naganadel, Seviper, Victreebel, Toxicroak, Vileplume, and Roserade
For the most toxic of battlers, I felt it only necessary to give Yuri an all poison type team. I included an even mix of plants in there to tie into his Predaplant deck, Seviper for the snake eye vibes, and Toxicroak... just feels right, you know. I couldn’t find any other poison plant themed Pokemon that seemed like they’d fit his vibe, so he gets a poison frog instead.
Yuzu has: Meloetta, Sylveon, Meowstic (Female), Gardevoir, Florges, and Jigglypuff
I tried to stick with Pokemon that had very feminine vibes for Yuzu, since her deck is comprised of pretty singing ladies, so Meloetta and Jigglypuff in particular feel very fitting in that regard.
Serena has: Cresselia, Delcatty, Glameow, Lopunny, Persian, and Pyroar (Female)
The moon vibes with Cresselia felt perfect for Serena, and as for the rest of her team, all cats and a bunny to pay homage to her Lunalight deck ^^
Rin has: Celesteela, Mismagius, Hatterene, Glaceon, Froslass, and Chimecho
Her team vibes with the witch part of her Wind Witch deck, at least for Mismagius and Hatterene. Glaceon, Froslass, and Chimecho are there due to the etymology of her name, where possible meanings of it include “cold” and “bell”, which I thought was pretty cool, no pun intended.
Ruri has: Galarian Articuno, Pidgeot, Noctowl, Chatot, Altaria, and Unfezant (Male)
Some softer birds for the soft bird girl, for the most part. I liked the thought of her team being all birds like her Lyriluscs, and just... yeah. They’re all very friendly birds that Ruri’s bonded pretty closely with. Also I made sure she had Galarian Articuno for no reason other than it is purple like her, and I think that’s all the reason I need.
Gong has: Kartana, Machoke, Samurott, Golisopod, Hariyama, and Conkeldurr
Gong was really easy to assign a team to- just had to find as many samurai themed Pokemon as possible, and fill in the rest with really strong fighting types, like Machoke, Hariyama, and Conkeldurr.
Shingo has: Type: Null, Dusclops, Misdreavus, Spiritomb, Decidueye, and Cramorant
With Shingo, I tried to go for Pokemon that had the same vibes as some of his Abyss Actors, and I think Dusclops is the best example of this. Tbh I am very proud of giving him a Type: Null because Type: Null is an amalgamation of other Pokemon, something that was created in a lab to be a fighting machine. There’s nothing natural about Type: Null, and it’s kind of terrifying to Yuya specifically, who’s always viewed Pokemon as creatures to befriend. This experiment created purely to kill... unnerves him, and serves as a very good foil to his beliefs when it comes to Pokemon.
And they were narrative foils
Oh my god they were narrative foils
On a sillier note, I chose Cramorant purely because of this quote from its bulbapedia page: “Cramorant are also rather unintelligent as they can't remember which Pokémon they fight in mid battle, but never forget Trainers that they trust. However, they try to attack their Trainers if they steal food from them.”
I just thought the idea of Shingo having this dumb bird that occasionally pecks at him over food would be funny tbh, gotta dunk on the rival at least a little bit.
Sora has: Banette, Vanillish, Swirlix, Stufful, Litleo, and Buneary
In his box, he has a Guzzlord
I feel like Sora’s team is very straightforward, as it’s a mix of sweets themed Pokemon, and Pokemon that represent monsters in his deck- Stufful for Flufflal Bear, Litleo for Fluffal Leo, and Buneary for Fluffal Rabbit. Guzzlord... is relevant later on in the plot after shit goes down, that’s all I’ll say for now.
Masumi has: Diancie, Sableye, Corsola, Aurorus, Tyranitar, and Lycanroc (Dusk form)
Gem Knight girl deserved to have a bunch of good rock type Pokemon, and Diancie is like. The best possible legendary I could have given someone like her lol, the crystal aesthetic is just perfect for her. Not much to say here honestly, I just really vibed with these specific rock types and thought they’d make a good team for her.
Yaiba has: Zeraora, Kecleon, Pangoro, Scyther, Purugly, and Stantler
So I actually threw this list together just now because I realized Masumi was the only member of her trio to have a full team, and that just wasn’t right. I tried to base this team off the XX-Sabers as well I could, but it was a little hard with how many humanoid cards Yaiba has. With his legendary, I actually chose it based off this monster right here! 
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I think they’ve got similar enough vibes aesthetically for Zeraora to fit him. Scyther is based on Emmersblade, Kecleon on Ragigura, Stantler on Garsem, Purugly on Gardestrike, and Pangoro... Honestly, it just makes me think of Yaiba himself when I look at him. I think they’d get along well.
Hokuto has: Deoxys, Espeon, Grumpig, Starmie, Lunatone, and Malamar
Psychic type Pokemon just sort of felt right for him to have, considering that his deck is based on constellations and has an overall space theme to it. Not sure why that translates over to psychic in my brain, but you know what, it looks right, I love this team for him, and I’m not gonna question it.
I especially think Deoxys makes a good legendary for him considering it is literally a space alien, and Hokuto’s whole thing is space, so yeah, he gets to have the space alien.
Shun has: Galarian Moltres, Skarmory, Fearow, Dodrio, Staraptor, and Talonflame
Pretty straightforward team I feel- it’s all birds of prey for the Raid Raptor boy, and I just thought the Galarian version of Moltres was neat. Makes me think of his Blaze Falcon since they’re both black and red.
Dennis has: Hoopa, Mr. Mime, Delphox, Zoroark, Alakazam, and Hawlucha
Hoopa seemed like a very good legendary for Dennis to have, given his deck archetype and all, he just kind of looks like a little circus dude. Its unbound form makes me think about the swap Dennis has when it gets revealed that he’s actually been a double agent the whole time, and the play gloves finally come off.
The rest of his team... I feel like they speak for themselves. I tried to give him Pokemon that matched up with his deck archetype, so there’s Delphox to rep the fire themed monsters, Mr. Mime because it just fits Dennis’ general personality- and I love the thought of those two being friends and just copying each other’s theatric poses. Chaotic dynamic duo.
(Also: Zoroark's ability letting it disguise itself as another Pokemon is just another parallel to Dennis pretending to be one of the good guys at first, and I love it)
Shinji has: Buzzwole, Beedrill, Vespiquen, Ribombee, Kricketune, and Leavanny
I tried to give the bee man all the bees I could, but there are only so many bee Pokemon out there 😔 I knew the rest of his team had to be insect types to make up for it, so I picked Kricketune because he is just... a friend... a musical buddy who definitely gets along well with the kids. Leavanny is just a bug mom who also helps patch up the kids’ clothing when they get tears in them, which I just love the idea of. Sweet bug mom whose dex entry talks about how they sew for other Pokemon looks after her trainer’s kids when she’s not battling.
Buzzwole: witness the fitness
Throwback to the Smash Bros mains lmao 
Crow has: Murkrow, Braviary, Starly, Swellow, Pikipek, and Corviknight
Bunch of birds for my Blackwing user... This team was partially picked out by June, and it was mostly meant for the Other Pokemon au, but I don’t really see a reason to change his team here. Crow is the one person without a legendary on his team, which makes me sad, but there really isn’t a legendary bird out there that fits his vibes, so as much as I wanna give him a legendary, he will have to make do without one. Sorry Crow.
Hoo... that’s finally all the teams down. Now I can talk about the plot! So, as I briefly mentioned in a previous post (I think), this particular au is inspired by Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum! It’s the era where contests really became a big thing, which is perfect for a lot of these characters because it’s easy to translate dueltaining over to coordinating in this world. Much like in canon, Yuya aspires to be as great a coordinator as his dad was, and strives to entertain people the way Yusho could. He’s not much for battling, and far prefers getting to show off his Pokemon’s talents in contests than anything. 
Academia is going to play the role of Team Galactic in this au, which is incredibly fitting with their mission in canon: to remake the universe in their leader’s image. In this case, with Leo Akaba taking on the role of Cyrus, his intent is, presumably, to either destroy the universe that took his daughter from him, or create a new one where she can live once again, no matter the cost.
Sora being a key member in Team Galactic is a very big part of the plot in this au: his mission was to capture one of the lake legendaries, Uxie, since Leo needed all three of them for his plan to remake the universe, but things don’t exactly go well for him, and he ends up losing his battle against Uxie, resulting in all of his memories being locked away, and essentially making him a blank slate.
Side note: the Galactic grunt haircut reminds me a lot of Sora, I mean just look at it
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Practically same bangs as him, just add an upturned ponytail and you’ve got my son.
This post is getting very long... but I will add one last plot related thing to it before I go: Uxie can erase memories, Mesprit can erase emotions, and Azelf can erase willpower. All three of these lake legendaries play a very important role in the plot, due to being the keys to Leo Akaba’s plans to remake the universe. Sora was touched by Uxie, effectively doing away with all memory he has of being in Team Galactic. Yuya ends up touched by Mesprit in an attempt to save them, and subsequently loses his emotions as a result. Riley?
Riley had been affected by all three of them before the plot began, which is why she is the way she’d been in Arc-V: Emotionless, unable to remember anything about her past except for those brief, fleeting flashes of memory when put into certain situations she’d experienced before, and without any will of her own. She’s so dependent on her older brother because she quite literally has no clue what to do with herself without being told to, and needs orders to function.
Hoo, if you’ve made it all the way to the end of the post, congratulations! I think this is the longest one I’ve made... ever lmao. I hope you guys found it enjoyable! If anyone wants to know more about certain aspects of this au, feel free to ask! I look forward to talking about it more c:
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tsushimanoonryo · 4 years ago
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Get to know the mun!
I meant to post this yesterday, but I accidentally took a 3 hour nap after my appointment.
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name/nickname: Kimi
gender: cis-Female
star sign: In the western zodiac, I’m Aquarius. Growing up, those little placemats at Chinese restaurants said my eastern zodiac animal was Dragon. However, if you look at the dates of the lunar calendar, I missed out by a few days. I’m a Fire Rabbit!
birthday: February 13th (THIS SATURDAY, HOMIES)
favourite bands: The Phenomenauts, Awich, Coeur de Pirate, They Might Be Giants, The Black Keys, Zombina and the Skeletones, Blondie, The Clash, The Go! Team, Reel Big Fish, The Aquabats, She and Him, Shonen Knife, The White Stripes
Song stuck in my head: "Out of my Head” by: Fastball
last movie: My husband and I recently rewatched Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
last show: New Girl
when I created this blog:  Summer 2020, shortly before I actually beat Ghost of Tsushima, lol. I couldn’t wait to play my samurai son.
last thing I googled: "yakuza Arai” because he was mentioned in a fic I was reading and I couldn’t remember who he was.
why did I choose this url: It has actually gone through 2 changes. When I started this blog, it was tsushima-no-goryo because goryo was a type of vengeful Japanese ghost that is specifically from the aristocratic class (which Jin, as nephew of the jito, very much is). However, I changed it shortly after because goryo are mostly martyrs and Jin isn’t that. Onryo are the scary, angry ghosts everyone is mostly familiar with (think Sadako from Ringu or Kayako from Ju-on), and I liked the idea of Jin being scary because by the time he goes full ghost mode, he scares the shit out of the Mongols. So I changed it to tsushima-no-onryo to reflect that. And then, like... I think it was last week? I took the dashes out to make it easier for me to track my tag. So I’m settled on tsushimanoonryo and I don’t plan on changing it any time soon.
average hours of sleep: About 7-8. I am a big baby and I need my rest.
lucky number(s): I like even numbers and fives (which somehow count as an even number in my OCD/Tourette’s brain). (Yes, I’ve officially been diagnosed, I’m not just throwing those terms around for funsies).
instruments: I taught myself how to play ukulele and guitar a little. I’m not great at them because I’ll play really intensely for like 2 months at a time, then not touch it for a year. I can also pick out a few songs on piano, but I can’t read sheet music.
what i’m wearing: Black ballet flats, maroon pants, a black undershirt, a grey and black plaid top, a silver watch, silver earrings, my glasses, and a facemask that looks like a 1990s arcade floor.
dream trip: Japan, Japan, Japan!!!!
favourite food: yes
favourite song: Currently it’s “Bad Bad” by: Awich, but I like a lot of music and my favorite song can change depending on my mood.
top 3 fictional universes i’d like to live in: I don’t really like Lord of the Rings that much, but I do want to be a hobbit. So if I could just live in a hobbit hole and not do anything all day, I’d pick that for my number one. I don’t care about elves and orcs and shit. I just want my second breakfast. The second universe I’d like to live in is the Mass Effect universe. I want to meet my true love, Garrus Vakarian and divorce my husband so we can be together. The third one? Uhh....I don’t know. Most of the universes in my fandoms kinda fucking suck and I would not want to live in them. Would it be cheating to pick the weird, fictionalized version of Japan in the Yakuza games? I mean, it’s mostly like ours, but there’s a bunch of weird side story bullshit going on that would be pretty funny to be involved in.
tagged by: @shieldsfilemistress
tagging: @odatodeath​, @akechijubeimitsuhide​, @savageorchids, @hxrbingxr​, literally anyone else who wants to do this who hasn’t already done it.
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julie-ghouls · 5 years ago
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i wanna hear abt ur ocs that u draw!! :3
Oh goodness
1. Thank you so much for asking! It really means alot to me cause, as you may be able to see while my fanarts typically get like 100 to maybe 500 notes, my drawings of my ocs rarely even make it past 40 (even though I spend more time and passion on them). So I thank you so much for being interested in something that matters a lot to me <3
2. Ohh gosh ok so my ocs and ideas are a little all over the place and really lame so like, just sorry in advance
OK so with my ocs they are kinda organized in like several different ‘shows’ or whatever but the one I’ve been working on and drawing the most is ‘Moon and ChiChi’ (i’m not good at names). So
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It’s about 14 year old human girl Moon Arcade and say older teen/young adult rabbit boy Chichi Bunny
They live in a fantasy world filled with basically anything you can think of. It’s divided into many different kingdoms that nearly feel like completely different worlds. Each with their own aesthetics and whatnot. (I would explain a few cause i’m very fond of them but that would take for evverr)
it’s a cool world to work with cause literally any oc could fit in it
So Moon isn’t originally from this world. She’s from like, normal earth like you and me. (High inspo from my favorite kind of story: the ‘young teen gets stuck in nonsense world’ troupe, i.e ‘Alice in Wonderland’, ‘Over the Garden Wall’, ‘Amphibia’, and ‘Adventure Time’ to an extent.
She isn’t technically the only ‘human’ just the only ‘pure’ one (the rest being descendents from humans who got trapped there centuries ago, they often have powers or physical differences like animal ears or multiple eyes and stuff like that. Example: Kristofferson ⬇️)
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EXCEPT there is one other pure human that came a few years before Moon and that is Zak
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Who’s an antagonist (or at least really likes to think he is).
Moon and Zak are like two kids in a huge playground who just kinda decided to be the good girl and the bad guy in their game and got too into it.
The main dude who’s actually a threat is this guy
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who Zak works for. Don’t know what i’m gonna call him or how i’m going to spice up his design bUT he’s like, i dunno trying to cover the world in darkness and is like embodiment of hopelessness or something
SO ANYWAY quick summary
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Moon - fun loving, monster slaying, adorable hero girl who probably came from a troubled home she deeply misses but is forgetting about more and more each day, likes cheesecake and hates pants
Chichi - fun loving, monster slaying, adorable hero bunny who ran away from home to become a professional adventurer, also likes cheesecake and hates staying in one place for too long
Zak - annoying foil character who’s not very threatening (usually), thinks he’s the shit and monologues to much, also ran away from a home he doesn’t like to think about, loves juiceboxes and hates to be ignored
Unnamed Villain - spooky calm, high inspo from ‘The Beast’ from ‘Over the Garden Wall’ and ‘The Litch’ from ‘Adventure Time’, these inhuman seemingly all powerful forces of cold pure evil. BUT like everything on this show i do want him to sometimes appear just a little goofy like ‘Aku’ from ‘Samurai Jack’ (also i think he was also from the normal world once)
OKI THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY RAMBLINGS i feel like i said so much without saying anything at all and feel a little embarrassed to say these ideas out loud but anyway thanki <3
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poinsettiaatnight · 4 years ago
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alright I just decided to look up an episode of the TMNT 2012 series because I vaguely remembered there being an episode with the baby turtles & I need me some cute found family feels in my life right now
then I just see this
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so now I’m just sitting here like “hey I’ve actually watched the movie Yojimbo a while back & that’s a pretty neat reference to make” & I find out this is also a crossover episode with another comic character so now I’m intrigued because I didn’t realize this show did stuff like this (the fact that I’ve only watched a few episodes of season 1 might explain it)
and let me tell you, I was not prepared for how much this show had changed
first of all, rabbit samurai? hell yeah. he looks pretty badass
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the wolf guy has way too many teeth
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(not gonna lie, this shot is pretty creepy)
also they changed the theme song?! 
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i see the boys have gone all james bond on us
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(i’m getting some cowboy bebop vibes from this intro too)
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and it looks like my girl April took a level in badass over the seasons but i’m going to take a wild guess and say she’s not actually in this episode
also, is this an official 5th season or some pseudo-spinoff thing they tacked on as a sort of final season?
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this title kind of threw me off. is season 5 just a bunch of canon AU episodes or something?
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that’s a really nice background tho
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...is that a severed hand? in my ninja turtles cartoon? maybe i’m just not used to the cartoon fandoms because i thought this show did that thing where they use robots & stuff in place of real people to get around censorship rules (& all that jazz)
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jesus christ, this kid’s a spoiled little shit isn’t he? i hate excessively bratty children like this. kudos to the VA for perfectly portraying that whiny tone
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i really love it whenever heroes get those white Batman eyes when they’re in a serious fight. and the group full on showing off their ninja skills is so fun to watch. it’s weirdly easy to forget that they’re ninjas when you mainly think of them as just huge anthropomorphic turtles also have they been called kappa before in the show? i don’t know but i’m loving that nod to folklore/mythology
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i don’t know anything about cinematography or scene composition but i just really love this shot   
Usagi’s a pretty cool character so far
first of all, this next scene? loving the change in art style
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second of all, HOLY SHIT! HE DEAD! someone actually died in this kid’s show. that’s pretty brutal. how long have the TMNT been full on killing people in this show? go hard or go home, i guess (or maybe it’s like One Piece where any death goes as long as it’s in a flashback)
is this Usagi’s background story from the comics too or has it been completely changed for this show? just curious
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and again, i am loving this art so much!
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now where the fuck was he keeping that pizza all this time?!
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Mikey being all supportive when Donnie says it’ll take decades to send them back home & Donnie clearly appreciating the positive response is exactly the kind of family moment that gives me life they’re so adorable here look at Donnie’s little smile
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Usagi just straight up sliced a dude. i mean, there wasn’t any blood but still that guy fell from his horse & hit the ground pretty hard. 
another guy got knocked off a horse then got trampled by another horse, so he’s definitely horribly injured if not dead. holy shit, the kill count just keeps rising 
and how did armor for wolves (or whatever those soldiers are) fit four giant turtles? and how did they learn to ride horses? have they done it before?
i can’t get good screenshots of the action scenes but Mikey straight up kills 3 more wolves with his shuriken and honestly i was not expecting that from him
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Usagi staring down the villain while standing on a moving horse is such a badass move
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i know is should be more concerned about the protagonists possibly-but-not-really falling to their deaths but i’m more worried about the horses. those animals are crazy delicate, man. i’m pretty sure if a horse’s leg gets injured they’re pretty much ruined for life or something. and they’re falling off a cliff. those horses are fucked
i didn’t expect a lot of this from this show going back to it. i definitely need to finish these crossover episodes in addition to the Lone Rat episode. maybe i’ll watch the whole series. eventually. after i watch ROTTMNT.
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atopearth · 4 years ago
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Samurai Love Ballad Party Part 24 - Mitsuba Kaede (Sogo)
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I've always liked Kaede and the heroine's relationship. Kaede's always been like that older reliable sister that the heroine could feel safe with, so I'm excited to see how this route will turn out. It's nice that the heroine found out Kaede was a guy pretty quickly instead of it dragging on, I guess it's understandable to discover it so fast considering they're living together for their mission, and Kaede's bound to get hurt etc, hard to hide her body lol. Anyway, it was really cool how calm Kaede was about it and for her to even show up in masculine clothes and explain her situation to the heroine was nice. She looks beautiful as a girl, but looks great as a guy too! Kid Kaede is so adorable too~ I wonder how it feels to be Kaede though. He was forced to hide his identity ever since he was a child so that no one from Iga or anything would assassinate him for being the Mitsuba Chief's child and future heir of the clan, and so to be doubly sure of that, he had to pretend to be a girl as well. I wonder if it's okay for him to reveal it so easily to her now though? I'm really happy that the heroine is so understanding of Kaede and how much pain and suffocation he must have been suffering to have to hide himself to protect himself and the future of his people. I'm happy she didn't make it about herself and how the lie hurt her etc, and instead focused on Kaede's feelings.
I'm honestly so jealous though, Kaede looks great as a guy and a girl hahaha. I'm surprised she's already admitting that she loves Kaede, that was quicker than I thought lol. I don't mind it since you can see how important Kaede is to her and likewise with the heroine to Kaede, but I still feel like their "love" needs a bit more for me to feel something as a reader, especially since the heroine just found out she’s actually a guy haha. Otherwise, it was nice to see the heroine ask for his real name, Sogo, sometimes I wonder if Kaede forgets his real name tbh. Lmao at the heroine picking up Tetsuji, it's as if he's a stray rabbit that needs to be fed lol, it was pretty funny how Kaede so bluntly called him an idiot. I'm surprised Tetsuji wants to join the Mitsuba clan though. Anyway, seeing Kaede change into Sogo was interestingly nice, it really seems like he wants to be able to relax and be himself in front of the heroine...except his father will never allow that, which is understandable since who knows if anyone is watching etc. But, it's just such a strained life, I can't help but feel bad for Sogo.
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Sogo has always been watching over the heroine as Kaede even back when they were kids, he's always loved her, and you can really tell from how he acts as Kaede around her. Hearing him admit that he loved the heroine but couldn't do anything about it as the chief's child was so heartbreaking, especially when the heroine pretended to be asleep and said she loved him too and then he apologised... Their love is so painful... But I really like it because I think this might be the only route for the Shadow Heroine that I feel most emotionally connected to the LI? I guess it really helps that we've seen Kaede in a lot of the routes before this, so it's already been established how much she loved the heroine, and that easily translates to her male self. Awww Tetsuji is such a silly pure soul, I love how he cried at being touched by how the Mitsuba clan took him in even though they themselves are in such a precarious situation with people trying to kill Kaede and the heroine. I feel like in terms of chemistry, Tetsuji and Kaede seem to work better even if they're both guys hahaha. Aside from saving Tetsuji, the heroine hasn't really interacted much with him, so I kinda forgot he was fond of her already lol. But I'll take it just so that Sogo can seriously think more about what he wants considering how he's practically sacrificed his whole life to the clan.
I honestly feel so bad for the heroine and Kaede. Regardless of how the heroine got captured, I doubt she would have been able to escape from Hanzo and Yuki, and I'm sure Kaede would always choose to save the heroine, but it's pretty devastating to see the Mitsuba clan's newly rebuilt village be in shambles alongside with injured comrades, especially when it was all a ruse to get Kaede to leave the village so that they could have a clear advantage in destroying it. I'm just glad it doesn't seem like anyone is dead? Regardless though, Kaede blaming herself for not being there for the village when they needed her definitely hurts. Of course they can always relocate as long as they are alive, but the insecurity of hiding and the sadness over losing what you've built up slowly still hurts. It also makes her have to face her priorities, will she choose the heroine or the village if she had to choose only one? It was honestly painful to hear Sogo say he had to give up on her for the village, and that Tetsuji would take care of her well. I could really the heroine's frustration at not being able to tell Sogo that she didn't need to have that "happy life" with Tetsuji when all she wants is to be with him, since telling Sogo would only hurt him more... It's just saddening.
Well...how convenient that the Ryumanju (flower that is even better than the Ryusenju they use to make the Dragon's Tears) flower that Kaede holds dear from the heroine is actually even better than the flower they usually need and it's not even toxic! Isn't it kinda funny that the heroine and her family are special because the Ryusenju toxins have no effect on them, and now with this new flower, they won't even need them lol (aside from the recipe). Honestly though, I don't like this, I feel like it's such a cheap way to solve things with Nobunaga and it's make the heroine and them kinda silly to not even have noticed that this flower was so close to them for years. It grows in the same place as the Ryusenju?! C'mon loll..it wasn't even hard to find. Honestly, if I was Nobunaga, I'd think they were lying to me and gave me a shit version of this medicine the whole time lol, I mean, it's sure convenient how they so quickly and easily made one that got rid of alllll the bad stuff about the previous lol, and it doesn't even sound like it's limited and difficult to make lol.
Well...that was certainly abrupt when Hanzo attacked the Mitsuba, the chief blocked the blow for Kaede, and then Kaede decided to announce that he's actually Sogo, the chief's kid, so now he'll be the new chief, like okay?? Things are moving a bit too fast and haphazardly? Like, is everyone supposed to believe this all of a sudden and accept it just like that? Anyway, something I'm surprised about is that I finally realised that the story seems to put Kaede's strength and stuff at the same level as Hanzo and them? I honestly didn't think she was as strong as them looking at the past routes, but I guess she's an LI, so she has to be "strong"? It feels so terrible that the Chief/Sogo's father died though... Sogo could finally let go of his identity as Kaede and live out in the open but it was at the sacrifice of his father..that's just so sad... They both lived only thinking about the Mitsuba clan and never ever allowed themselves to truly bond as father and son even though they have those blood ties, it's just so saddening... It's nice that he at least got to see how strong of a leader Sogo would be and is proud of him at the moment of his death, but it's terrible that he'll never really get to see the village led by Sogo with his own eyes.
I wasn't expecting Sogo to decide to suicide and ask the heroine to go with him (since if the Mitsuba clan is gone, he'll kill himself too), like, can't he still rebuild?? I doubt everyone is dead! Anyway, Nobunaga's troops save them, so he doesn't suicide, which is so silly, because if Nobunaga had enough time to save them, that means the clan wasn't completely dead yet, and I think Sogo really should have been focusing on trying to save as many people as he could instead of killing himself but whatever lol. Otherwise, Tetsuji is such a sweet guy, he's back to being a samurai because he thinks that he can protect the Mitsuba better that way instead of staying with them, he's so kind. Anyway, kinda cute how the heroine can't get used to life without Kaede, so Sogo will probably have to appear as Kaede every now and then lol, which is understandable since the one she grew up with was Kaede, but I'm still kinda sad that they didn't do much with the Sogo persona? Like, other than the fact that Sogo exists so that Kaede is a guy, there's not much to really feel or care about him even though they're the same person. I mean, the heroine might as well just be romancing Kaede lol.
Overall, I really liked the first half of the route, but I got really disappointed afterwards lol. I thought the story was more of a slow burner on how difficult it was for Kaede to balance her gender as well as choosing between her clan and the heroine, and I think it really portrayed that well because I really felt her dilemma. However, everything after that was so rushed. The chief dying to make Sogo come to light, Nobunaga helping to keep them alive, everyone accepting Sogo, them getting together etc, it felt like everything just happened in the last few chapters so it really went from 1-10 real quick lol, it just didn't have the same feel and really killed the flow of the story lol, especially since they took a lot of time to build up the heroine and Kaede's relationship (which I liked). It's sad because I actually really like Kaede, but Sogo's existence doesn't do much than make it that the heroine is actually with a "guy" not a girl, in which at that point, Kaede might as well have just stayed as Kaede for a yuri romance because Sogo as a person isn't really important lol, which I guess can be understandable since he has to hide that he's a guy, but at the same time, I feel like they could have shown more for us to like the male persona. Anyway, honestly, not really a fan of this route in the end but I did really like Kaede and the heroine in the beginning haha.
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crispychrissy · 6 years ago
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Love and Hate
Summary: Finding yourself in a tight situation with Dean during a hunt, your adventure takes you to places that help you discover new things about your friendship with Dean. Pairing: Dean x Reader Word Count: 5881 Warnings: Angst, fluff, humor, sexuality, smut, some dom!Reader and sub!Dean, dirty talk, bit of a cum fetish because it’s me A/N:  I have no self control anymore, but I always say it’s never good to limit your imagination. Sorry this story is late, but as you all know I’ve been preparing for my surgery next week and my brain has been frazzled. This was beta’d by @kittenofdoomage and the gif made by me. Enjoy!
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“I hate you.”
Dean grunted a laugh and shifted, pressing his body up against yours. “No you don’t.”
“Yes, I do. It’s your fault we’re trapped in this stupid freaking closet!” you growled, pushing at his shoulder and making him stumble backward a few inches before his back hit the wall behind him.
“What would you have liked me to do? ‘Oh hello, Mr. and Mrs. Mansfield, my name is Dean and this is Y/N. Don’t mind us, we’re just going to continue robbing your home. Have a pleasant evening.’ Come on, Y/N.”
Crossing your arms over your chest, you narrowed your eyes at him. “First, keep your voice down. Second, we could have just explained to them that the antique katana they bought a few days ago has the very angry spirit of a Samurai tied to it, and that we need to destroy it so it doesn’t kill them.” Dean blinked a few times and raised a brow at you, making you sigh. “Yeah, that sounded better in my head.”
“I know you haven’t been hunting very long, but you learn that it’s better to not ask permission, especially when it comes to saving someone’s life.” He shifted closer to the door and pressed his ear against the wood before continuing, “I’d rather steal and destroy a haunted sword than have to sit and explain hunting and monsters to some dude wearing a suit that costs more than Baby.”
“I get it,” you whispered, “but I don’t like breaking and entering… especially when the owners of the house come home early and we end up getting stuck without our phones because someone decided it was going to be a quick in and out and we could leave our stuff in the car.”
“Listen… we just have to stay put until they go to bed,” Dean replied, turning around to face you. “Once the coast is clear, we can search the far side of the house. Once we find it, we can go out the back door, same way we came in.” You nodded and leaned back against the wall behind you, feeling around in the darkness and admiring the softness of the several fur coats that surrounded you. “Don’t even think about it.”
“I wasn’t,” you growled back. “It’s too dark in here to even try to find one that fits me, anyways.”
Dean opened his mouth to say something, but soft voices coming from the other side of the door made his eyes widen and his mouth snap shut. He pressed a finger to his lips and pointed at the door before pressing his ear to it once more. Straining you hear, you could only make out some words.
“... purchase… successful… benefit… tomorrow… bed… tired,” a higher pitched voice said, likely female.
A deeper voice replied seconds later, “... shopping… services… sleep... golfing.”
Muffled footsteps thumped up the main staircase and you heard a door shut moments later. Dean turned and looked at you as you shifted toward the door, holding a hand up and tapping his ear. A few seconds later, another door shut and Dean smiled.
“I totally called it,” he whispered.
“Called what?” you inquired.
“They don’t sleep in the same bedroom. I’m guessing their marriage is just for show at this point,” Dean said with a shrug.
Rolling your eyes, you moved closer to him. “And how the hell could you possibly know that?”
“There were no photos of just the two of them in any room we went in before they came home. The only photo I saw that had them both in it looked like it was from some charity ball, and they were frowning and not touching each other. Instead of a couch, they have two separate recliners.” Dean smirked. “Oh, and I found a bra stuffed into the desk in Mr. Mansfield’s office that is definitely two cup sizes bigger than Mrs. Mansfield.”
“Okay, okay, I get it,” you said, grimacing.
Dean nodded and sighed deeply. “I guess some people don’t realize that loving someone and being in love with someone are two very different things. It seems like they treated their marriage like some kind of business merger.” Dean shook his head and clicked his tongue. “So now Mr. Mansfield gets his physical contact from some kind of call girl he can’t satisfy while he and his wife sleep in separate beds. And they’re both trapped in a dead and loveless marriage that neither of them know how to fix.”
“That’s pretty deep coming from a guy whose last form of ‘physical contact’,” you did air quotes with your fingers, “was with a stripper named Stardust.”
Dean spun around and glared at you. “I didn’t pay her to sleep with me. No cash for ass, Y/N. She came onto me and asked me to meet her outside the club.” A tiny smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth and he bit his lip. “And believe me, she was completely satisfied.”
With a snort, you patted him on the shoulder. “Whatever you say, stud muffin.” He pouted, and the pathetic expression only made you giggle before you changed the subject. “Do you think the coast is clear?”
He clenched his jaw, dropping whatever snarky reply you knew he was going to say, before he spun around, pressing his ear to the door. “I don’t hear any movement, should be good to go as long as we’re quiet.”
You couldn’t wait to get out of the tiny closet, and you quickly moved forward. Unfortunately, you caught your foot on something, making you stumble forward. You crashed into Dean’s back with a grunt, but he barely moved, shushing you as you righted yourself.
“I’m fine, thanks for your concern,” you hissed quietly, slapping Dean on the shoulder with the back of your hand.
“If I got concerned every time you tripped, I wouldn’t be able to do much of anything else. You’re the clumsiest girl I know. Worse than when Sam lost that rabbit’s foot.”
Your nose crinkled as you raised a brow. “What rabbit’s foot?”
“Story for another time,” Dean muttered, slowly turning the knob on the door until he could push it open. Quickly and quietly you both slipped from the door and tiptoed down the hallway straight in front of you that led toward the opposite side of the house.
Most of the house had been searched before you were interrupted by the Mansfield's coming home, but there was still one wing of the spacious home that had not been touched. Since neither of you had found the katana in question yet, it was likely down in one of those rooms.
Dean quietly sneaked across the foyer, making sure to stay on the balls of his feet as he walked. You followed quickly behind once it made it to the hallway, being careful to close the closet door again before you ventured across. Dean directed you to the left side of the hallway while he searched the right.
It only took about ten minutes of silent searching for you to realize the katana wasn’t in any of the rooms. There was only the garage left and Dean joined you in the hallway as you stared at the large door in front of you.
“I’m regretting not grabbing the flashlights,” Dean admitted in a whisper.
“Or our phones,” you added, smiling at the grunt he gave in response as you slowly turned the knob and and pushed open the door. There was no light coming from anywhere inside the room, and you could barely see more than two feet into the room with the ambient light coming from the hallway behind you. “Why don’t we just turn on the light?”
“And get caught if one of them decides to come downstairs for a drink of water? Pass.” Dean stepped forward and reached his hands out, trying to feel his way.
You opened your mouth to protest, but Dean was already in the room, shrouded by darkness. After a quick glance behind you, you followed him into the room, slowly feeling your way along the shelves lining the right side of the room as you walked.
“I can't see anything,” Dean grunted from somewhere to your left.
“Hold on I'll set something on fire,” you replied, pulling out your lighter. A flick of your thumb ignited the flame, and you grinned, bringing it close to Dean’s hand so he could feel the heat of it.
“Ow!” Dean yelped softly, jumping away from you and rubbing the singed hairs on his hand. “Don’t light me on fire, crazy woman!”
“Relax,” you laughed, holding the flame out in front of you to light the way. “I didn’t mean you, and you of all people should know how difficult it is to burn a body. You need some kind of accelerant.”
“Yeah, well, last time I checked, clothing was very flammable. And I’d rather not go up like a roman candle.” Dean began to laugh, but you heard a thud followed by a crash, and the back of Dean’s head disappeared from view. “Ouch.”
“Shit, Dean,” you hissed, trying to move quickly but quietly  toward where he was face down on the ground. “Are you okay?”
“Yeah,” he mumbled, turning over on his back, “just watch out for the -”
His warning came a split second too late as your foot also caught on some kind of sports equipment sticking out from one of the large metal shelves, sending you tumbling to the ground and smack onto his body. He grunted with the impact and you froze when you felt something hard pressing against your stomach.
“Gee, Dean. Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” you whispered, glancing down between your bodies.
Dean scoffed, turning to his side and pushing you off him before reaching down between his legs. You watched him closely, squinting in the low light, as he lifted up the katana you had been searching for, your eyebrows shooting up in surprise. “No. It’s actually a haunted sword. I tried to brace myself when I fell, but when I reached out, I grabbed the sword.”
“Well, that’s lucky, I guess,” you murmured, sliding your hands along the floor, searching for the lighter you dropped. “We need to get out of here. I know this room is far away from the bedrooms, but we can’t risk it, they might have heard the crash.”
“Sounds like a plan,” Dean grunted as he got to his feet. When he grabbed your hand, you looked up at him with confusion, but then he hoisted you up to your feet.
The lighter was your father’s and you couldn’t leave without it. Dean grabbed your hand again, and you couldn’t see his face for any indications as to why, until you felt him slide the cold metal into your palm. He curled your fingers back so you had the lighter in your fist, and Dean patted your hand before he started moving back towards the door.
“Thank you,” you whispered, slipping the lighter into your pocket.
“I know how much it means to you,” Dean replied, waiting for you to join him at the door. Once you could finally see his face in the light of the hallway, you saw nothing but compassion and adoration shimmering in his green eyes.”Let’s get out of here.”
Not being one to argue, you followed quickly behind Dean as you walked through the house and to the back door. One of the Mansfield’s must have locked it, and the second Dean flicked the lock and opened the door, loud beeping began sounding throughout the house. Dean cursed under his breath and you both sprinted out of the house and into the back yard, thankful that Dean had already cut the feed to the security cameras when you entered.
By the time you made it back to the Impala, you were both out of breath from running three blocks through several back yards and a small public park. Dean threw the katana into the back seat and you both jumped in the car before Dean turned the keys and gunned it down the street back toward the motel.
“Maybe we should keep the sword, it might be cool to have it displayed in the bunker,” you mused, turning in your seat to study the gorgeous sheath and hand crafted meticulously decorated hilt of the blade.
“Not gonna happen. You heard what Sammy said. The second you unsheathe it, the Samurai spawns and kills whoever’s holding it. I will give it to the dude that made it, pretty clever saying you’re giving your rival a sword as a show of good faith, when you know there’s your own personal attack Samurai ready to kill him the second he uses it.” Dean clicked his tongue. “Points for douchey creativity.”
“Yeah, I know. It’s just… the craftsmanship is phenomenal. It’ll be a shame to burn it.” You turned back around and leveled your gaze at Dean. “Speaking of that, how are we going to get a fire hot enough to melt that kind of metal?”
“I have just the place,” Dean smiled, turning down a side street away from where your motel was.
About ten minutes later, Dean pulled into the driveway of a large house, slowly making his way around to the area behind it. There was a separate building with a large chimney and your eyes widened when you realized where you were.
“Absolutely not,” you protested, shaking your head. “We can’t, Dean. It’s… it’s not right.”
“It’s just a crematorium, Y/N. It’s the only place that has a fire hot enough. We’ll break in, torch the sword, and be gone before they ever know what happened. We will have to unsheathe the blade so it burns quicker, but you’ll be there to protect me?” he asked hopefully, earning a glare from you. “Come on. We need to get rid of it, and we’re kind of short on volcanoes in St. George, Utah.”
The idea of using a place where they burn dead bodies to destroy a haunted object made your stomach queasy, but Dean was right. It was the easiest way to get rid of it and you had a low likelihood of getting caught. Who in their right mind would break into a place like this? Hunters and psychopaths. And you were slowly finding it harder and harder to discern differences between the two.
When you opened the passenger’s side door, Dean did a happy jump and reached into the back seat to grab the sword. “I’ll keep watch, go ahead and unlock the door. You’re better with locks than I am.”
“Yeah, I know,” you said sarcastically, pulling your lockpicking set from your back pocket while Dean walked to the trunk of the Impala. The lock on the door was a simple pin and tumbler design, and you had it unlocked in less than thirty seconds. You pushed open the door and stepped inside, stumbling slightly as Dean brushed past you, looking around in awe. There was no alarm panel on any of the walls, and you shut the door behind you before following Dean further into the building.
“This is so cool,” Dean whisper-yelled at you as you walked back toward the furnaces.
“This is so weird,” you replied, earning a shrug from him. “Seriously, why are you so excited?”
“No reason,” Dean muttered, darting to one of the furnaces and opening it, peering inside. “I just like hunting with you. Sammy would have refused to go along with my stupid idea and come up with his own, but you listen to my reasoning and will help no matter what.”
“Dean, Sam’s followed a lot of your plans before, stupid or otherwise, and you two have hunted together for a long time. I think you should give him more credit.” You laughed softly before continuing, “But for what it’s worth, I do enjoy hunting with you as well.”
“Found an empty one,” Dean announced, pointing to the furnace he had open and ignoring your reply. He tossed you the shotgun and a handful of salt rounds and you loaded it quickly, pumping it once to chamber the shell. “Ready?”
“The melting point of steel is pretty high, so make sure you crank it,” you reminded him. “But I’m ready. Let’s do it.”
Dean turned the dial on the temperature gauge and the furnace roared to life with angry red and orange flames. After waiting a minute for the temperature to get high enough, Dean nodded, unsheathing the sword and tossing both pieces into the middle of the fire before slamming and locking the door. Almost immediately, the spirit of a Samurai flickered into view right behind Dean. His traditional battle armor was bloody and dented and he held a long sword above his head that was dripping with blood.
Aiming, you fired, hitting the ghost square in its center mass, making it dissipate into a puff of mist. You kept the gun raised as you pumped the shotgun, ejecting the spent shell and chambering a new one as Dean watched the blade of the sword turn from red to white with the heat.
“You okay?” he asked, not taking his eyes off the small window. “It’s white hot, should start melting soon.”
“I’m good,” you said, scanning the area for the ghost. You heard something creak behind you, and you spun quickly, firing just in time before the Samurai's blade was thrust into your stomach. Your heart was jackrabbiting at this point, and you pumped the shotgun again, trying to take deep breaths to calm yourself. That was a little too close for comfort.
“Come on,” Dean muttered to himself, making you turn and look at him. The Samurai came out of nowhere and he waved his hand, sending you flying backward into the main part of the crematorium. “It’s starting to melt,” Dean shouted.
You landed on the ground with a hard thud, gasping for breath when the impact knocked the wind out of you. The Samurai disappeared for a moment before flickering back into view right over you. He reached down, wrapping cold fingers around your throat, and you lashed out out with your arms and legs, but your limbs only sailed through him and didn’t connect.
“De -” you gasped, grunting when the spirit’s fingers tightened around your throat. He raised his blade and you flinched when droplets of ice cold blood landed against your face. Your vision was going black around the edges, and your body began to go numb and you secretly hoped he knocked you out before he killed you so you didn’t have to feel it.
You heard something swish through the air and the pressure on your throat immediately vanished, making your eyes pop open as you gasped for breath. The ghost of the Samurai disappeared, but reappeared a second later and burst into flames with a loud wail. Coughing at the tight dryness of your throat, you rolled to the side glancing up at Dean.
“Thank you,” you rasped, chest heaving with deep breaths.
Dean grinned and tossed the fire poker to the ground, offering you his hand. “Of course, sweetheart. You didn’t think I’d let you get killed by an evil Samurai ghost, did yah?”
“I was hoping you wouldn’t,” you chuckled, wincing at the pain in your throat, allowing Dean to help you to your feet. You gently traced your fingers over your neck and pressed down softly. “Oh, man, that’s gonna bruise.”
Dean glanced behind him and caught sight of the metallic puddle that was in the bottom of the furnace. “Well, at least we finished the hunt without anyone else dying. I think we can handle a few bumps and bruises. We’ll get you some ice when we get back to the motel.”
“Sounds good,” you whispered. “Now let’s get out of here. I need a drink.”
Dean nodded, grabbing the shotgun from the ground before walking over to the furnace. He turned it off and scraped the liquid metal out of the furnace and into a small ceramic cup. You were about to ask him what he was doing, but the distant sound of sirens made you look at each other with wide eyes. You both hastily grabbed your stuff and ran from the building and out into the Impala, and Dean sped down down driveway back to the road before you even had your door closed.
Of course, things never do go your way, and not too long after you left the crematorium, Dean was pulling over to the side of the road behind a row of trees. The police scanner you got him for his car had come in handy several times in the year he’d had it, and this was one of those times. The cops had a description of the Impala from the owner, who lived in the actual funeral home building, when he woke up to the sound of gunshots.
“Well, so much for heading back to the motel,” Dean grumbled as he killed the engine and turned in his seat to face you. “How’s your throat?”
“It hurts,” you rasped, “but I think I have some cooling lotion I can put on it in the meantime. If you wouldn’t mind helping out?”
“Yeah, of course, sweetheart,” Dean replied with a smile.
Digging in your bag sitting on the back seat, you located the soothing lotion and popped it open, gently rubbing some into the front of your throat. You saw Dean subtly sniff the air and grin, and you raised a brow as you handed him the tube of lotion.
“What’s the smile for?”
You turned in your seat so your back was to Dean and swept the hair away from the back of your neck. The majority of the damage was to the front of your throat, but the ghost had huge hands and his fingers wrapped almost completely around your neck, leaving the back just as sore.
“This lotion,” he squeezed some on his fingers, “I smell it every time you come out of the shower when we’re on the road.” He shrugged, rubbing the white substance between his fingers. “I just like the smell of it.”
The exact reason you bought it was because you knew Dean would like the smell, and as he began to rub some of it into your neck, you looked over your shoulder at him. “Look at the scent on the label.”
Dean flipped the bottle over to the front label and his eyebrows shot up. “Apple pie?! No wonder I love the smell,” Dean laughed, bringing his lotion covered fingers up to his nose. “I wonder…” Before you could stop him, he tentatively licked his fingertip before grimacing at the flavor. “Well, it might smell like apple pie, but it definitely doesn’t taste like it.”
“You really just ate some of my lotion,” you giggled, shaking your head. “Such a weirdo.”
“Yeah, but I’m an awesome weirdo.” He tapped your shoulder and you turned to look at him. “Turn around, let me make sure the front of your neck is covered and looks okay.”
Obeying his request, you turned in the seat to face him. Dean’s cheeks were a light shade of pink and you decided against mentioning it. His surprisingly soft fingers began to gently caress the angry red marks on your throat, and you couldn’t help but stare at his soft features in the light of the moon.
Dean’s eyes shifted up to meet yours when he felt you staring, and he returned your soft smile before adding more lotion to his fingers and continuing his ministrations. Your mind didn’t stop, and your eyes began to water when you realized that if it wasn’t for him, you would have been killed. As much as you pretend to hate the man, your feelings for him never ceased, and you knew he would always be there to protect you.
As if Dean could hear your thoughts, his fingers gently traced up your neck, to your jaw, before he cupped your chin, running his thumb across your cheek as he stared into your eyes, concern flooding his features as your forehead creased.
“Are you okay? I didn’t hurt you, did I?” he asked, his gaze darting back and forth between your eyes and neck.
“No, Dean,” you whispered, reaching a hand up and placing it over his where it was still resting on your cheek. “Just… thank you. You saved my life tonight and I just wanted to make sure you know I appreciate it. I should have been able to handle the ghost, but you stepped in and -”
Dean’s lips pressing to yours made your eyes widen, but you easily melted into the kiss after the initial shock wore off. Dean pulled away too soon, and you chased his lips, making him chuckle.
“When I saw you on the floor with the ghost on top of you, I got so scared. I’m just glad I got there in time to save you.” He smiled and rubbed his thumb gently over your bottom lip.
Pressing a kiss to the pad of his thumb, you smiled back at him. “You’re always there for me, Dean. On hunts, when some guy in a bar is getting too handsy, when I need rescuing from Sam’s monologues…” He smiled at that before you continued, “the only constant thing in my life is you. And I should have done this a lot sooner.”
Jerking forward, you pressed your lips to Dean’s this time and cupped his face in your hands, appreciating the rough stubble that tickled your palms. Dean eagerly returned the kiss and you could feel him smiling against your lips when you unzipped your jacket and pulled it off.
“Did you just go full rom-com on me?” Dean murmured against your lips.
You rolled your eyes and pushed his cheeks together, making his lips pucker. “Just shut up and fuck me.”
Dean nodded tightly, your grip on his face limiting his movement. “Total rom-com,” he mumbled.
“And you love it,” you said with playfully narrowed eyes, adding a sassy head wiggle for emphasis.
It was like a match was lit between the two of you. Desperation gave way to frantic movements, and you began tearing at each others clothing, your lips only breaking apart momentarily to remove your respective shirts. When you were down to your bra and panties, and Dean in his boxers, he managed to do what you assumed to be a practiced move and flipped over the front seat, landing on his back in the in back seat, crooking a finger at you.
You traversed the seat a little less gracefully. Your socked foot slipped on the leather, sending you crashing onto Dean’s chest with an oomph. His cock was hard, pressing against your stomach and you smirked.
“Now I know that’s not a sword this time, right?” you whispered, a teasing smile on your lips.
Dean reached forward and adjusted your body so you were straddling his hips, a knee on either side of his legs. He kept your hips still and lifted his own, grinding his cock against your core. Even though the thin barrier, Dean’s cock was warm and hard against your slit. And he was bigger than anyone you’d ever been with.
“Yup, not a sword,” you squeaked, making Dean chuckle lowly.
Once his grip relaxed, you braced your hands on his chest and swirled your hips, earning a breathy grunt from him. Dean, for how aggressive and alpha-male he is normally, definitely liked being dominated by women when it came to sex. Even though you’d never slept with him, you saw the bite marks, restraint marks, and hickies that adorned him after one of his conquests.
It wasn’t hard to piece it together.
Keeping your movements slow, but firm, you continued to grind against Dean’s cock, savoring the breathy whimpers and growls that rumbled from his chest. His eyes were closed and his head tipped back, and he inhaled sharply when you leaned down and began running your tongue over his sensitive nipples.
“Baby,” Dean groaned pathetically, “please.”
“Please, what, Dean?” you replied before clearing your throat, ignoring the scratchiness. You waited for his reply, pressing kisses across the freckles on his chest.
“Need to be inside you, sweetheart,” he begged. “You’re so wet, I can feel your pussy dripping through your panties.”
You pushed against his chest and slid down to straddle his thighs, taking in the darkened wet spot on the fabric of Dean’s boxers from where you dripped through your panties. His cock was painfully hard and twitched while you admired it. Reaching forward, you slipped your hand under the elastic and wrapped your fingers around the warmth of Dean’s shaft. He was thick and long, and you knew you were wet enough to take every inch.
Several seconds passed as you continued to slowly stroke him, shamelessly staring in awe at the expression on Dean’s face. His eyes were on yours, lidded and sparkling, and his bottom lip was pulled between his teeth. The man was practically dripping sex and you couldn’t resist anymore. In one fast motion, you unhooked your bra and tore your panties down, Dean helping you get his boxers down, and repositioned yourself over Dean’s cock. You had to tilt your neck against the roof of the car in order to be able to get in this position, but once he was inside you, it wouldn’t matter.
Dean’s hands were back on your hips, and when he squeezed, you looked down at him, freezing your movements as you hovered a few inches over his cock. “Condom?”
"I'm on the pill and clean," you said softly, brushing your lips across his cheek. "We can use one if you want," you lowered your voice, "but there's something more pleasurable about being filled with cum. Don't you wanna fill me up, Dean?"
Dean’s face brightened with a crimson hue and he swallowed hard, nodding eagerly. You felt him shift below you before he pushed his hips up, sliding the first couple inches of his cock into your pussy. Your mouth fell open with a gasp at the unexpected stretch and moved your leg back down, shifting your body weight backward to take the rest of him until he was completely buried inside you.
“My God, you’re fucking huge,” you rasped, eyebrows knitting together in concentration as you adjusted to his size. Waiting was never your strong suit, so you did an experimental roll of your hips, groaning at the thick slide of him inside your channel. “Jesus.”
“Call me Dean,” he sassed with a grunt, making you smile. “Gonna need you to start moving here, Y/N. ‘M not gonna last, you’re so tight.”
Taking that as a challenge, you began rocking your hips while lifting yourself up, allowing Dean’s cock to almost slip free of your pussy before you moved back down, taking him completely once more. His fingers were digging into your hips, likely going to leave bruises, and you remembered he liked to be marked up.
Once his eyes were shut again due to the onslaught of pleasure from you riding him, you wrapped your hands around his wrists and quickly pinned his arms on either side of his head. His eyes popped open and you watched as they flickered from confusion to pure lust. Dean bent his legs behind you, giving him leverage, and began meeting your movements. You had to lean forward to keep your balance, allowing his cock to slam against your g-spot with each thrust while your clit rubbed against the smooth skin above the base of his cock.
“Fuck, I’m close,” you rasped. The soreness in your throat was intensifying thanks to your heaving breaths, but you kept him pinned down when he tried to move his arms. “Make me cum, Dean,” you growled, making his eyes widen. You were teetering on the point of your orgasm, and you knew the aggressiveness would spur him on.
When you tightened your hold on his wrists to the point of where it would leave bruises, Dean grunted, picking up speed with every jerk of his hips. His eyes never left yours as he laid beneath you, both of you sweating and fogging the windows like that scene from Titanic. Dean’s eyes burned with a fire that consumed the emerald of his eyes, and one particularly hard thrust send you catapulting into your climax with a squeaky moan.
“Fuck, fuck…. FUCK!” Dean shouted as your walls pulsed around him, dragging him over the edge with you. His cock throbbed inside you, filling your pussy with cum as you slowly kept rotating your hips, drawing out every last drop and every last twitch from his spent cock.
When Dean hissed from the sensitivity, you slipped off him and flopped backward against the opposite door, catching your breath as his spendings leaked from your stretched pussy. Dean leaned forward before he shifted back, propping himself against his door, admiring his cum leaking from you while he rubbed his wrists.
“Never knew you had that side of you,” he complimented with a lopsided grin. “How’d you know that I -”
“Like to be dominated?” you finished for him with a laugh. “I notice things, Dean. Your behavior gets a little timid after you have a conquest, the marks they leave on your body, and... I don’t know,” you shrugged, “you just seem like the type.”
Dean huffed and chuckled, nodding his head. “Well, I definitely enjoyed that.” He reached down and grabbed his discarded flannel, cleaning himself quickly before passing it to you. “Try not to get any cum on my seats, yeah?”
Grimacing, you glanced down at the several globs of cum resting on the seat between your spread legs. “Little late for that.” Laughing at his defeated sigh, you quickly cleaned up and pulled on your clothing, opting to open the door and walk around to the passengers seat instead of more seat acrobatics.
Dean was already in the driver's seat in just his t-shirt, sliding a new tape into the player, as you dropped into your seat, shut the door, and began buttoning your flannel. The sex excursion killed some time, so you were ready to make a break for the motel to grab your stuff and jet back to the bunker.
When the first few chords of a familiar guitar began to play through the stereo, you glowered at Dean, who was only smiling, tapping his fingers to the beat. “Really Dean? You’re ‘Night Moves-ing’ yourself?”
“Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy… out in the back seat,” he jerked his thumb over his shoulder, “of my sixty-seven Chevy,” he sang along with Bob Segar.
Your annoyance quickly dissolved into giggles as Dean continued to sing along with the lyrics, enthusiastically drumming his fingers on the steering wheel and smiling at you.
“I hate you,” you said with a laugh.
Dean smiled and shifted into drive, shooting you a wink. “No, you don’t.”
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star-light-fae · 5 years ago
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Muse Interview Meme!
█ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
Tagged by @othello-nightshade​
Featuring Lunascie and Lrangi together since they’re both twins
01. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?                ❝Name’s Lrangi and this is my sister, Lulu or Luna!❞               ❝I’m Lunascie and this is my idiot brother, Lrangi.❞ Smacks him on the head.              ❝Hey!❞
02. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?               ❝Well, Lrangi and Lunascie are our real names. Now, if you’re going for our full names, our surname is Faestar. Lunascie Faestar for me.❞               “Though if I had to choose, my full name would be: Lrangi Most Handsome Cat Boi, Biggest Di-OW!”
03. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?             ❝Faestar? Mom says that she found the both of us during a meteor shower. And her last name is Fae, so she decided to add Star after it when she adopted us.❞             ❝As for our first names? Mom says that Lunascie means Moon and Lrangi means Sun in a special language. Though I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard of it. It’s not well-known here. Mom does travel a lot.❞  
04. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?             ❝We’re both single and open! I’m strictly looking for guys though haha! My sister doesn’t know yet! Right sis?❞             ❝...❞             ❝If you ask me though, I saw her hanging out with a cute Viera lady the other day and-WHY IS MY TAIL ON FIRE?!❞
05. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?            ❝Ho-kay, now that the fire on my tail is out, you probably guess what my sister does. She specializes in ranged and solely magic classes.❞             ❝I do like to main healing though. Cause mom is a healer. My moronic brother is the idiotic melee DPS who is probably the most useless of the party though.❞              ❝Exact-HEY!❞
06. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?            ❝Red and Yellow! We mirror each other! See?❞             ❝Get your hands off my face or I’m going to set your whole body on fire.❞
07. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?            ❝Yes. No thanks to him.❞            ❝What? It wasn’t permanent! It’s so easy to dye our hair anyways since it’s white. Though my sister and I do prefer our natural hair colors. Cause they’re like mom’s and her sisters.❞             ❝It was a really dumb color combo he choose. Bright neon Lime green and hot red highlights. It took a month to wash out completely. He tricked me when we were at a spa and I was getting a facial so I didn’t get to see the stupid bottle.❞
08. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?            ❝Well, there’s mom. And her older sisters I guess. Do we call them out aunts?❞             ❝Obviously.❞
09. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?            ❝Yeah.❞             ❝We have a lot. Mom likes pets. Dogs, cats, ferrets, Foxes, rabbits, birds, etc.❞
10. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?            ❝I’m so glad you asked! I lov-mpph!❞             ❝Do NOT get him started. He will go on for hours about what he likes to do in explicit detail. For me personally, I enjoy listening to mom’s stories the most. She has so many to tell. I also like exploring and helping other people. Just like mom.❞
11. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?            ❝What? The fact that my psycho sister doesn’t say enough for you?❞             ❝We’re adventurers. It’s a given trade.❞
12. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?            ❝...next question.❞             ❝Ditto.❞
13. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?            ❝Does the cat ears and tail not say enough about us?❞             ❝My brother is actually a male Viera. Don’t tell anyone.❞              ❝OI!❞
14. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.           ❝This girl, is by far, the worst sibling ever! She’s been bullying me this entire interview!❞           ❝You are the worst brother ever! You sleep with your shoes still on, you steal all the hot water from the shower in the morning, you leave your dirty magazines out for everyone to see, you always have first dibs on dessert, you SNORE, and you are an utter narcissistic, playboy!❞   
15. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?           ❝Mom.❞           ❝Mom.❞
16. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?           ❝He’s gay. Enough said.❞           ❝She doesn’t know yet. I tried signing her up for some dating meet-ups, but she assaults me instead.❞            ❝ONE-NIGHT STANDS ARE NOT DATES.❞
17. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?           ❝Him? Being a dad? He’d be the worst father.❞            ❝I think you mean-THE BEST! You on the other hand, would be the terrible aunt.❞
18. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?           ❝Don’t remind me augh. He gets so much fanmail every day.❞            ❝What can I say? I’m handsome-OI! Stop hitting me!❞
19. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?           ❝Me? Afraid? As if!❞           ❝Says the guy who needed me to hold you hand while you went to the bathroom at night.❞           ❝I WAS A KID.❞  
20. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?           ❝He’ll find every excuse not to wear a shirt. Enough said.❞            ❝He-llo? I want the world to see me for all my beauty and glory!❞
21. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?           ❝Not yet, but I hope to find some nice guy for me~❞           ❝I love mom. But not this idiot.❞           ❝Naw, you love me sis~❞            ❝Ruffle my hair one more time. Don’t even.❞
22. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?           ❝Monk, Dragoon, Ninja, Samurai, Machinist, Gunbreaker, and Dark Knight.❞           ❝You forgot Dancer.❞           ❝Shhh! That’s a secret for only my lover!❞           ❝You don’t have one.❞           ❝Oi!❞           ❝As for me, I’m a White Mage, Black Mage, Astrologian, Scholar, Summoner, Bard, Red Mage, and Dancer. I main as a healer like my mother of course.❞           ❝DON’T IGNORE ME!❞      
23. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?          ❝A few. I don’t ask for much.❞          ❝All I see you do is hang out with Blue and no one else though.❞          ❝You don’t even hang out with anyone. Do you even have any friends?❞          ❝S-shut up! I’m working on making friends around here!❞
24. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?          ❝Mother Miounne made me one of her famous eel pies. It’s my favorite kind of pie!❞           ❝I’m telling Mom that you don’t like her pies anymore.❞           ❝Don’t you DARE!❞
25. FAVORITE DRINK?          ❝Mom’s hot cocoa, hot spiced apple cider and lemonade.❞           ❝Can’t go wrong on that.❞
26. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?        ❝Why it’s-H-hey sis! Put down that gun!❞         ❝NEXT QUESTION. NOW.❞
27. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?         ❝Oof. The lake. The ocean is too salty for my fur.❞         ❝There is also that one time that giant fish almost bit your butt.❞         ❝Do you have a death wish?❞         ❝What kind of healer are you?❞         ❝One with an idiotic brother of course.❞  
28. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?         ❝Me? I’m all for any kind of male too be frank. And yes, the mythic male Viera as well. As for her, she’s not sure yet. Do you need help making a dating profile for her-WILL YOU PUT THAT SWORD DOWN!❞
29. ANY FETISHES?         ❝H-hey sis! Come on! Calm down!❞         ❝LET ME GO!❞         ❝I DON’T WANNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MOM WHY YOU KILLED AN INNOCENT PERSON!❞            ❝IF SHE DOESN’T KNOW, WE WON’T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING!❞
30. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?         ❝SWITCH! I’M A SWITCH! SIS, PUT DOWN THE GUNBLADE! HOW MANY MORE GODDAMN QUESTIONS ARE THERE?!❞
31. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?         ❝WE LIKE CAMPING! JUST FINISH ALREADY!❞          ❝GOING BACK TO CASUAL QUESTIONS WON’T SAVE YOU!❞
32. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?         ❝YES!❞         ❝GET THE FUCK OUT!❞         ❝I’m home~ How is the interview going-❞         ❝Hi mom...❞         ❝Lunascie, why did the journalist run out so quickly? And why is there bullet holes in the chair?❞         ❝...Shit she’s mad...❞         ❝You distract her while I run for it.❞         ❝Right-OI! GET BACK HERE!❞         ❝Lrangi.❞         ❝H-hi mom!❞    
Lunascie was later caught and she and her brother had to do the dishes after dinner.     
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